Tomorrow, I will trust no one and nothing.
brothur: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
She Killed it With Kisses: I heard this joke a... →
lgbtlaughs: 4 guys are playing golf. One guy goes to get everyone drinks. While the other three are waiting, they decide to brag about their sons. “My son owns a successful car dealership,” guy #1 said. “He is so successful, he was able to give one of his friends two new cars.” “My son is…
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deathforamau5: heres-my-story: themonchismonsta: denialaintariversir: beliebinjdbieb: avantgardefiona: Relevant
Hipster trap →
laconfuse: Still don’t know how i feel about hipsters. But this made me laugh. Just wish it wasn’t in french.
I just realized...
I dick around too much, get distracted too easy and when shit gets serious I say fuck it and shut down. I gotta get the hang of this fuckin’ life thing.
But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God....– Thomas Jefferson
sluttyprince: cometomemypet: setbabiesonfire: The Bible: Pics or it didn’t happen.
Sym-Bionic Titan has been canceled.
roidyraw: fyeahsymbionictitan: The creator Genndy Tartakovsky confirmed it and it is because Sym-Bionic Titan didn’t have enough toys. But 3 more episodes have yet to air! A Family Crisis (3/26) Steel Foe (4/02) A Hero Returns (4/09) THEY AINT EVEN MAKE NO TOYS! Cartoon Network: STOP FUCKING UP!
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Reasons Scraggy Is Quite Possibly One of the Best...
worldjumping: 1. Its got Swagger. Serious Swagger. 2. Shed Skin has saved me more than once. 3. It’s freaking adorable. 4. Turns into this BA 5. It has pants.
I think that this is pretty much the greatest... →
Nothing Interesting About Anything: I know... →
bigbrostrider: But I’m a person of the past and future majorically and I’m wondering, with the remakes of Ruby and Sapphire due in the next 2 years…Who will they replace May with? And don’t go “Why won’t replace May!” They will. They replaced Crystal completely with Kotone. (2 different people don’t get me…
I feel like my story isn't interesting because it...
I want a Tumblr wifey D: