“good god. oreos are gay! and the things i’ve done with them: all those nights lying in bed, cramming four or five in my mouth at once, splitting them open and licking their cream off… folks, i should have known something was fishy when these homo-snack-suals got me to accept consensual double-stuffing.”—stephen colbert on the “gay pride” oreo controversy | x (via thefaultinourstars)
So before FFXII the only RPG’s I’ve played were FFX and DQVIII and while they were both great the one thing that weared on my nerves was the random encounters, like how I couldn’t take more than 5 steps then BAM monster. The battling is seamless and if shit gets serious I can always cut and run. Best feeling ever.
Alright so my magic classes are few and far between and the ones that I do have are hybrid physical(red mage and stuff like that) or just getting the prerequisites for the advanced classes. Despite the Illusionist’s obvious advantages(hit all enemies and mp growth) the downsides don’t make it a unit I want to bust out except on special occasions.
Ok so I’ve only played with Anima a few times and that was with the gameshark and even with his insta-kill moves I just didn’t like him. I felt he was cheap and just really didn’t add much flavor like the other aeons did. Although it was sad when I found out that he was his mother.
Ok so this one is a bit of a cheat but I’m a rebel. Now I have two units, A sniper named ChuChu and a Hunter named Shawn and I cannot count how many times they have either saved me from a far off enemy or won a match. Originally they were just there for artillery support cause I cannot trust black mages by themselves but eventually I evolved them into their later classes and my god they cleaned up. I really couldn’t just pick one over the other, it wouldn’t be fair.
runner up: Moogle Knight, Fencer, Red Mage, Blue Mage, Parivar, Fighter, Fencer
I’ve used Shiva in FFX, FFTA, FFXIII and Dissidia and she has been constantly good in what she does, freezing bastards and looking good doing it. I go back to my Viera post in that she is very elegant and beautiful but a complete badass and whenever I’ve summoned her she’s either killed or severely staggered my enemies and let my party or another summon bat clean-up.
“He tongued at my chocolate starfish before thrusting three fingers between my quivering butt cheeks and wiggling his fingers around like he was searching for something he dropped inside of my ass.”—50 Shades of Gray (via mycroft
TRULY a literary masterpiece of our time. But it needs more Butt-Touching. (via cailencrow)
Day 11: Who do you think shouldn’t belong in the Dissidia Roster?
Who do you think shouldn’t belong in the Dissidia Roster: Gabranth
Alright so I haven’t played with Gabranth much but when I did it wasn’t that fun. He has no hp attacks and He can charge his Ex gauge anytime he wants. Also he’s incredibly slow and when my favorite characters are Tidus and Bartz I can feel the slow.
runner up: Yuna(Slow too get started) Tidus(Good character but if he misses your fucked)