Anonymous asked: Masturbation tips?
don’t use a fork
my talents include
- hating myself
- saying the wrong thing
- listening to awesome music
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my imagination says yes, but my drawing skills say no
life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:
- Don’t do that
- Drink a glass of water
- Don’t be an idiot
- Stop feeling things
- Become cynical
- Transcend your corporeal form
- Ascend from this planet
- Become an otherworldly being
- Thank me
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I need to be able to cam by like friday at the latest….
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET SICK IN DECEMBER.
Ooh god forbid you can’t get on cam and be a total whore.. Maybe this for an idea….GET A REAL FUCKING JOB !! Stupid ugly cunt.
Why are you following me again?
Also I don’t think you really have room to speak on appearances.
GTFO or pay me.
This is the funniest fucking thing ever. Holy shit.
Is it just me or is this fuck cross-eyed as a bat?
In the instances when POC say shit like ‘Oh I can’t stand white folk’ or ‘Damn white people’, they aren’t saying ‘Oh I think they are inferior, I want to humiliate them, abuse them, enslave them and wipe out their people!’, they’re saying ‘Damn, after a couple hundred years of white people thinking I’m inferior, humiliating me, abusing me, enslaving me, and trying to wipe out my people, I don’t wanna deal with them.’ The context is completely different. —
Briana (via absinthedisco)
Reblogging every time I see it.
Boom. Fucking this.
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reblog this and i’ll admire how sexy your icon is